My general music taste 2015 so far and How I Define these....

My general music taste 2015 so far and How I Define these....
> Electronic : is soulless music because computer works. fuck buttons and knobs but 100% music are made and recorded via PC today,.
> Experimental : Because mainstrem EDM sucks, lol.
> Techno : Basically EDM but less Nexus and Vengeance soundpacks
> IDM : Idiot Dance Music, people who have Attention Deficit Disorder only listen to this. Sorry, music snob.
> Ambient : Not, its not kind of disease like butthurt, but its music that supposed not to listen.
> Trip-hop : You travel and you dont listen to this. Rly,.
> Breakcore : Defragmentation for your brain and melting. If it becomes lolicore, its lol for soore.
> Drum and Bass : Basically sounds like funkot less cowbell and dangdut bassline...
> Dubstep : Its 2015, people still listen to this? really?
> Chillwave : Wait, there is no beach in Banjarmasin...
> Post-hardcore : That's so 08s..
> Chiptune : Wait.. tha's so 10 wait... 95s.
> Instrumental: Yeah, laptop its kind of instrument too..
> Indie : Its pop but not pop, if its pop enough than its not pop anymore.
> Metal : Yeah, just ezDrummer working on the drums.